What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 13:19

Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service